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Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges. (
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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why try?
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I believe in free will - I have no choice.
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If I throw a stick will you go away?
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If a tree falls in a forest on a mime and no one is around, does he scream?
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I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
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Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG!
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People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.
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You have the Midas touch - everything you touch turns to a muffler.
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What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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They told me I was gullible. And I believed them.
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A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich.
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Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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I had amnesia once. Or twice.
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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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Show me a man with both feet planted firmly o

if u want 2 learn a LOT about me & yourself i think this would b tha place!
Prep:
[x] You own something from aeropostale
[x] You own somthing from hollister
[x]You own somthing from american eagle
[x] You own somthing from abercromie
[x] You have blonde or brown hair
[x] you've been called a prep
[] You have converses
[x] you wear ballet flats
[] You don't play sports
[x] You straighten your hair(i scrunch it sometimes)
Multiply by 10 Total 80%

Gangster:
[] You have Bapes(whatever that iz)
[] You know the song "Thizzle dance"
[] You listen to mac dre
[] You usually wear jerseys
[x] You've held a real gun(i liv in south GA duh!
[x] You wear nikes
[] You play basketball or football
[] You never wear pink
[] You've been called a gangster
[] You listen to gang related music
Multiply by 10 Total: 20%

Emo:
[]You've worn black nail polish
[] You use to cut your wrists
[]You like "my chemical romance"
[] you wear black eyeliner
[] You have no friends
[] You usually wear black
[x] You've been called emo
[] You Have black hair
[] You rarely talk
[]You sit in corners
Multiply by 10 Total: 10%
Jock:
[x] You have at least 5 medals ( 12)
[] You have at least 2 trophies (1)
[] You have at least 4 jerseys(nope just suites)
[] You watch NBA playoffs
[] You have had practice almost everyday
[x] You played on a team
[] You've been called a jock
[x] You have been told you're good at a sport
[X] You've played in at least 7 tournaments
[x] You've coached young kids in a sport
Multiply by 10 Total: 60%

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[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


[x] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow -
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.-not possible 4 me
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.(hav known 4 ever!