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Uzumaki Naruto

"Believe It!"

"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!"

"To become Hokage is my dream!"

Uchiha Sasuke

"I understand now. Even if I must take the devil's fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger."

Uchiha Itachi

"You aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother."

"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."

Hatake Kakashi

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."

Haruno Sakura

"On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone." (To Sasuke)

"Shannaro!"

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!"

Orochimaru

"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."

Gaara of the Desert

"A young Gaara attempts to slash his wrist "It's no use; the sand gets in the way."

"I fight for my sake only and live to love no one but myself."

"A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive..."

Tenten

"The weaker you are the louder you bark."

"What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?"

"Wake up! LEE!" Shaking Lee senseless

"Nobody can defeat Neji... but still, Naruto. You were amazing to push him this far."

Yamanaka Ino

"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms."

"SHIKAMARU! Beat her up with a 16 HIT COMBO!"

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"

Uchiha Obito

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

23. While walking around alone, p