my qualifications: i am fat and i love tasty food.

#1 we got a tie between



Fat Booty, Fat Butt, and Fat Derriere. No reason needed there really is no competition here. Amazing.

#2 we got THE fatty himself. he was BORN for this. RIP shoot the fatty minigame. that was my favorite.



#3 we got FAT RUSTY. LOOK AT THIS GUY. is he filled with jelly. i sure am.

#4 we got FAT QUELL. he's a celebrity! donut falls is one of the games i play because i think it is fun LOL.


#5 we got Obese Fairy! i love this diva. its nice to see a fat character who is portrayed as fashionable and cute. Like i get the feeling she is intended to be cool and attractive you know? she's got a gorgeous outfit and makeup and just seems like a fun person.

hoooo boy okay.

Kurt Cobain:



Chris Cornell



Me, lol.



Me also sort of idk what to call him


Layne Staley


Moonracer from Rudolph


My Pet Jamison


Bridge Theatre Julius Caesar 2018 (dir. Nick Hytner)






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