Actually, the stats part applies to Kitca. She's worth 2.5 million due to stats (would be 3mil if they were even at 30). Don't trade for anything below that, don't trade her with her minipet attached, and don't trade for anything that may be considered badly named. Even OverClocked would be, because it's two capitalized words.
You might be able to get a limited edition pet... Rustys are especially popular right now so if you can trade for one, do. : D