Hello, I am Kon I would like to apply for your wonderful pet Jehova I have always loved Underwater pets and it would be great to finally own one, and such a good one at that. My plan is to stat him because I like to train pets
Now the fun begins, be prepared for lame pick up lines, rest assured none of them work
I like my women how I like my toast, hot and consumable with butter
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a pokemon, I'd chose you!
Do you remember me? OHHHHH That's right! We've only met in my dreams.
If you were a burger, you would be McGorgeous
Your furniture looks great from the front yard
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
And you wanted creepy? Well here's creepy:
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
Good luck to all the contestants, hope you enjoyed my app
111 years, 9 months & 30 days ago 24th Jan 2013 03:43
Hi, I'm Mommajohn and I'm applying for Jehova! Well to begin, I love dakotas. I have 7 and I love them to death My plans right now are tunring Nekci and LadyGags into dakotas. I only have 1.5 mil but I'm getting closer!
With this in mind, I deserve Jehova because I am a nice, giving person. I have given around 6 mil, a wizard sindi, and a bunch of other stuff. Plus, Jehova would fit in in my pet "army" more than anyone else. He'd be a permanent addition to the family! Lastly, the fact that I'm making an application this early must show that I want Jehova. Heck, I barely apply for anything unless the giveaway involves a dakota .
Anyway, JOKE LINE! "Why did the boy drop his ice cream?" "Cause he was hit by a bus."
Lol thanks for reading!
111 years, 9 months & 30 days ago 24th Jan 2013 03:38
Hi, I'm Sephyroth. But call me Sephy. I'm sorry that you're quitting, but rest assure if I win Jehova, he'll be well taken care of. First of all, I've never won a giveaway on Marapets... Ever. And I've entered in so many. I've reached where I am now from hard, hard work. (no account upgrades either) Also I find Jehova so adorable! I would love to stat him up!
And a head-banging pick up line... Hey baby, did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.
Hehe.. Thanks for reading! And good luck to all applicants!
111 years, 9 months & 30 days ago 24th Jan 2013 03:34