ffff.
i had the best idea form of an app. imma use it now. <3
dear gaahh person,
yes, it`s me, alex. i`m here in canada, freezing my butt off without complaining, which of course the stupid tide commercial is implying. i was writing this app for a pet on a virtual pet site that may or may not be called marapets.com, and i wanted to see how you like it. here it is.
hi, im alex. I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE. yeah. but of course, i am apping for your yuni (virtual petsite giveaways ftw), botanophobia, or whatever it is. truthly, i dont really care about the pets, but some others do. THE BASH YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU FEEL SMALLER THAN ANYTHING IF YOU DONT HAVE GOOD PETS. ok, maybe it`s not true, but as true as it needs to be.
so, i need the pet svenny. yes, i need. I WILL NOT REST, NO. not until i get him. c; (LIES. i already have went to sleep since i wanted him, pshpsh.) so, i need an epic pet to trade for him, since the owner is all picky-picky and won`t trade for just 1 yuni. ok.
bye then.
WHADDAYA THINK? c;
oh no, i have to go to the beach now--yes, in mid winter, in canada (ok, its just an excuse to stop writing). au revoir. (one day in canada and i`m learning the languages. ;3)
your not even real friend,
alex.
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p.s. some of the info in the letter part (not the app in the letter) was fake, lolol. though i do live in canada.