This app is a shrubbery. Hello. I am Razz. I would love to have Pratch.
Honestly, I wouldn't feed or play with Pratch, because she's not going to die anyways. The only way that would happen is poison, and I'm not going to POISON her. Or AM I.....Muahahahaha! And actually, I'm not really a fan of balloon pets. But I like stats, and anything w/n. I'd actually probably eventually trade Pratch or give her away to my club. Just being honest.
*Spitting butts in*
But she wouldn't be the handsome one. I'M the handsome one. She can be, like, EIGTH handsomest. And-
*Quackerly interrupts*
Dude, you're STILL not handsome! I am! Plus GIRLS aren't HANDSOME. You have a load of Galactic Zoo Dossier for a brain.
Anyways, PICK RAZZ! Or else I'll send the flying monkeys after you. MUAHAHAHAHA.