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summie1
  1. Female Comebacks....Fricken FUNNY!
    4th Jun 2009 17:25
    16 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
  2. Summer 09'
    4th Jun 2009 17:18
    16 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
  3. Gotta love 'em, but there so stupid!
    23rd May 2009 18:13
    16 years, 2 months & 11 days ago
  4. Cheerleading IS a sport!
    23rd May 2009 18:10
    16 years, 2 months & 11 days ago
Female Comebacks....Fricken FUNNY!
16 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
4th Jun 2009 17:25

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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hayhay13531
haha lol i have that on my blog!! gets me every time!
116 years, 1 month & 27 days ago 7th Jun 2009 10:08
 
  1. Female Comebacks....Fricken FUNNY!
    4th Jun 2009 17:25
    16 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
  2. Summer 09'
    4th Jun 2009 17:18
    16 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
  3. Gotta love 'em, but there so stupid!
    23rd May 2009 18:13
    16 years, 2 months & 11 days ago
  4. Cheerleading IS a sport!
    23rd May 2009 18:10
    16 years, 2 months & 11 days ago