0 kittyme123"OMG POPCORN!" Suddenly Zixis was halfway across the room throwing things around.
"Animorphic?" Kex asked
Obsidian snirked, "Was that sarcasm? from KEX? I'm proud of you man! Gold star!" he dropped something which Kex caught. He looked down at it to find he held a star shaped sugar cookie with yellow icing.
Meenwhile under the counter the shopkeeper became aware he wasn't alone. Fearfully he looked over to the girl sitting next to him. She wore an expression that said 'I'm actually sane and these tards are annoying me'
but the shopkeeper couldn't get past the whole ghosty look of her. He screamed and bolted out of the store only to find the door was broken beyond opening. Without breaking his girlish scream he dove under some random display. 0 kittyme123Ivy merely face palmed under the counter
0 dannie1128"NO. HYPOCRITE! You can't call [i]me[/i] stupid, you're not much better yourself! You just refuse to show it outwardly,"
Anna grinned triumphantly, getting away from Black, and smiling sweetly at Ivy.
"Well, THAT took care of him! And you can't blame us. OH! IVY! MAYBE WE SHOULD FIX THIS PLACE UP AND ACTUALLY SELL CANDY TO PEOPLE!"
0 merry5Black's wings twitched as he chomped down on the register, his tail twitching with his wings. "ANNA! IT'S A PERSON! Come here little person!" He grinned, getting down on his knees (which was still very tall), and trying to pull the human out. 0 kittyme123"Like hell people would buy candy from weirdos like you." Ivy retorted hauling herself up onto the counter.
Kex decided it was appropriate to go take a nap under the food coloring shelves.
"OMG PERSON WHAR?!" Amazingly Zixis was beside Black lying face down on the floor looking for all it was worth like he fell over. Probably did. Who knows.
Poor shopkeeper. What did he ever do? He was to young to die! It was his LAST year of highschool! Couldn't god have waited another few months???
Obsidian found himself wondering what Ivy was snickering at on the counter.
ooc// i'm Gonna have to go soon. its 11:00 where I am and I got a FML 0 dannie1128"If they assume buying candy would make us leave them alone, a ton of people!"
Anna smiled again, grabbing a pixie stick, and pouring the powder all over the place.
"SEE?! It already looks better! THOSE TWO just need to get their lazy asses up and help!" 0 kittyme123"Every tried just looking nice? People'd buy AND its easier." Ivy sighed munching on some pocky.
Zixis was skinny enough he just crawled under the shelf with the shopkeeper and grabbed onto the poor guy.
"GAH! GTFO MAH HIDING SPOT COTTON CANDY!" The shopkeeper yelled struggling and flailing as Zixis made his best attempt to drag him out into the open 0 merry5Black purred as he dragged the human into the open, stood to his full height (after knocking over several candy vases), and grinned wide. "Weirdo is being mean, Anna. BUTLOOKWHATIGOT!?" 0 merry5"ZIXIS! I'M PULLING FIRST! GET YOUR OWN HUMAN!" At that, Black took a swipe at the male with large claws the size of his head... 0 kittyme123"NIR! IVY~ HE STOLE NELSON!!" Zixis whined grabbing onto Ivy's arm and leaning heavily.
Ivy walked away dragging a crying pink blob with her, "I'm leaving." She announced as she kicked the door in. Or well out.
"TAKE ME WITH YOOOOOUUU!!!" The shopkeeper yelled jumping for the only sane looking person here. 0 merry5At that, a ferocious expression came onto Black's face, and he spat a fireball near him before dropping the poor human, bolting to the shiny containers. "IT'SSHINYANDWONDERFUL!" Black beamed. 0 kittyme123Shopkeeper screamed and bolted towards his previous hiding place.
Unfortunately Zixis was already there in all his iffy pink sparkley magical idiotic glory. He grabbed onto shopkeeper as the poor kid ran full tilt into him and hugged him close somewhat like a mother would hug a child the face of a hungry bear."BLACK YOU SCARED NELSON!"
"DUDE MY NAME'S NOT NELSON LEMMIE GO!"
A random human walked into the store through the busted door.
"FOOLISH FOOL!!! THOU SHALT NOT ENTER HERE ON PAIN OF DEATH! PRAYTHE WHY COMEST YOU HERE AT SUCH A COMBATIVE TIME PEASENT?!" Ivy stood on the counter on a chair pointing dramatically at the random human who entered.
"and there goes the last sanity." The shopkeeper muttered still attempting to disentangle himself from Zixis.
"Uhm....whats with Ivy?" Kex asked huddled in the corner 0 merry5"No idea." Black responded, purring, and rubbing himself all over the cash register-- his weight making the thing creak. "GRAB THE HUMAN. MAKE IT SUFFE-- mmm." He trailed off as the thing crushed under his weight. 0 kittyme123"VILLAIN!!" Ivy yelled stomping on Black's head repeatedly, "THAT YOU WOULDST HARM A STRANGER IS BUT FOUL!"
"IVY SHADDUP!!" Obsidian yelled whipping random cookies and an old candycane(Which stuck in her hair) at her. 0 merry5Wrapping his tail around her waist, Black cock-ed his head to one side. "WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?" He shouted back, claws pawing at her feet. 0 kittyme123"SILENCE FOOL!!" She yelled grabbing a section of the counter top, ripping it off and whipping it at Obsidian.
Said panther fell of the shelf in attempt to doge and landed on his face.
"YOUR FACE BLACK, YOUR FACE!" she yelled in his ear for lack of any real answer to the question. 0 merry5Pulling at her with his tail while his wings spazzed, Black nearly whined, seeing another thing of interest, and couldn't get to it. "GETOFFAME!" 0 kittyme123"GET OFFA ME!" She retorted punching at his tail around her waist.
ooc// next post is my last. I gotta be at school in six hours so...yeah 😆 0 merry5"NONONONO! /YOU'RE/ SUPPOSED TO GET OFF /ME/! Don't you know anything?" Black asked, wincin as he felt his poor tail being punching. "STOP PUNCHING INNOCENT TAILS!" 0 kittyme123"DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION IN TRUMPET CLASS?!! I'M NOT HOLDING ONTO YOU SO I CAN'T LEAVE MORON!!!"
