"God, You guys." Ivy sighed, leaning back as if to plop into a chair but falling off the counter and landing hard on the ground,"You be glad we live in the sticks where nobody believes the locals when they say 'Lawl we gots supernaturalness'" She appeared to be 100% unphased by the fall.
"Something occurs to me." Obsidian announced,"You're a maniacal firebird,"He paused for emphisis as he pointed