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kingsora29
  1. please
    20th Feb 2009 16:03
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  2. hi
    1st Feb 2009 17:24
    15 years, 9 months & 28 days ago
hi
15 years, 9 months & 28 days ago
1st Feb 2009 17:24

Manny lets talk

pie smells better than you

kingsora29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgZbxE081zs&NR=1
115 years, 9 months & 2 days ago 28th Feb 2009 07:04
 
kingsora29
correlative
115 years, 9 months & 3 days ago 26th Feb 2009 17:29
 
kingsora29
Corvallis
115 years, 9 months & 3 days ago 26th Feb 2009 17:29
 
kingsora29
Conservative
115 years, 9 months & 3 days ago 26th Feb 2009 17:29
 
kingsora29
corvairdave
115 years, 9 months & 3 days ago 26th Feb 2009 17:29
 
kingsora29
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder.

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre.)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
115 years, 9 months & 9 days ago 20th Feb 2009 15:38
 
kingsora29
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115 years, 9 months & 12 days ago 17th Feb 2009 19:07
 
kingsora29
dreamlover11359
115 years, 9 months & 21 days ago 9th Feb 2009 05:08
 
kingsora29
hey
115 years, 9 months & 21 days ago 9th Feb 2009 05:08
 
Yo.
115 years, 9 months & 21 days ago 8th Feb 2009 19:25
 
  1. please
    20th Feb 2009 16:03
    15 years, 9 months & 9 days ago
  2. hi
    1st Feb 2009 17:24
    15 years, 9 months & 28 days ago