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  1. if u love someone put this on your blog
    19th Jan 2009 11:36
    15 years, 10 months & 4 days ago
  2. music
    4th Jan 2009 11:45
    15 years, 10 months & 19 days ago
  3. These r hilarious!
    2nd Jan 2009 14:27
    15 years, 10 months & 21 days ago
  4. hey everyone
    24th Dec 2008 14:32
    15 years & 11 months ago
These r hilarious!
15 years, 10 months & 21 days ago
2nd Jan 2009 14:27

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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
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Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why try?
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If a tree falls in a forest on a mime and no one is around, does he scream?
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I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
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Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG!
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People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.
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What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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They told me I was gullible. And I believed them.
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A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich.
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Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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I had amnesia once. Or twice.
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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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There are 2 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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What's the speed of dark?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting

courtisy of daisy7878

Mallberri2121
idk wat is up with my font...

its not white
115 years, 10 months & 12 days ago 11th Jan 2009 13:30
 
sure! just change ur font to a color other then white
115 years, 10 months & 13 days ago 10th Jan 2009 13:17
 
Mallberri2121
srry hotdude my mm aint wrkin!
can we talk on ur blogs???
115 years, 10 months & 13 days ago 10th Jan 2009 06:49
 
ok
115 years, 10 months & 15 days ago 7th Jan 2009 18:17
 
Mallberri2121
hay hotedude!! i havent talkd 2 u 4EVER!! mm mail me when u see this

115 years, 10 months & 16 days ago 6th Jan 2009 16:26
 
thank u
115 years, 10 months & 17 days ago 5th Jan 2009 18:44
 
lol
115 years, 10 months & 19 days ago 4th Jan 2009 13:53
 
some1 elses blog, but i modified them
115 years, 10 months & 20 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 14:30
 
Mallberri2121
whered u git these??
115 years, 10 months & 20 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 12:11
 
thank u
115 years, 10 months & 20 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 11:55
 
  1. if u love someone put this on your blog
    19th Jan 2009 11:36
    15 years, 10 months & 4 days ago
  2. music
    4th Jan 2009 11:45
    15 years, 10 months & 19 days ago
  3. These r hilarious!
    2nd Jan 2009 14:27
    15 years, 10 months & 21 days ago
  4. hey everyone
    24th Dec 2008 14:32
    15 years & 11 months ago