Create you Own Funny Story!

Pick the month you were born:
January------- I laughed at
February------ I screamed at
March-------- I listened to
April---------- I danced with
May---------- I rode over
June---------- I picked
July----------- I kissed
August-------- I played with
September---- I attacked
October------- I smelled
November----- I had lunch with
December-----I cried with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a reindeer
2-------a paper
3-------a chicken
4-------an iPod
5-------a video game
6-------a school
7-------a kid
8-------my dog
9-------my cousin
10-------a sticker
11-------my teacher
12-------ginger ale
13-------a cop
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a napkin
16-------a pickle
17------- Coca-Cola
18-------a guitar
19--------a panda
20-------a football
21-------a stop sign
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a mouse
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------a hamburger
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A hobo

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because the ghosts made me
Black--------- because I'm mean
Pink----------- because I am a newbie
Red-----------because I said so
Blue----------- because I failed a math test
Green--------- because I listen to my teacher
Purple--------- because I am crazy
Gray----------because a pack of cheerleaders broke their nails
Yellow-------- because I'm lonely
Orange-------- because my printer broke
Other---------- because I have issues
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NEW!

(Now pick a number 1-5)

1. Next,
2. An hour later,
3. Then,
4. Out of nowhere,
5. Soon,

Now pick your favorite color-

Red- Monsters
Orange- a cat
Yellow- cheerleaders
Green- a flute
Blue- ten talking seashells
Pink- shimmering bracelets
Gold- talking rabbits
Purple- ugly crayons
Brown- a bowl of soup
Black- a math test
Other- my crazy teacher


Do you have a dog or a cat?

Dog- smelled a computer
Cat- scratched me
Both- danced like weird people
None- sung terribly.
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Now post your story on a comment!
Feel free to copy this into your blog!